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Here is a page all about my friends! I've seen similar things to this on other peoples' pages and I thought this would be a great idea to pay tribute to all those people in my life that I call friends!

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Friends!

• Best friend: Lesley
• Most fun friend: Bryan
• Dumbest friend: Ashley (my dog)
• Most disgusting friend: Ashley
• Friend with highest number of diseases: Adam with 24, highlights include: Malaria, the Black Plague, Cholera, Dysetery, Chlamydia, Whooping Cough, and Gingivitis
• Friend with highest number of appendages: Ashley (she has a tail also)
• Friend that wears least amount of clothing: Ashley
• Friend that wants to kill me most: Bryan

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About Each of my Friends!

Lesley!

• favorite movie: The Buns of Navarrone
• favorite color: Communist red
• favorite method of self-mutilation: carving her name on her own back with an ice pick
  
• weapon of choice: AK-47 assault rifle
• least favorite branch of government: the Executive, because she doesn't think the government should be killing anybody
• life-long goal: to move to Utah and marry Paul McCartney, Guy Carbonneau, Lars Ulrich, and Michael J. Fox

Ashley!

• favorite person's leg to hump: Bryan's
• favorite food: human flesh
• amazing talents: the ability to digest human bones
• favorite classical composition: Concerto Grosso in B Minor Op. 3 No. 10 III composed by Antonio Vivaldi
• life-long goal: to marry Bryan's leg

Adam!

• favorite person's leg to hump: Bryan's
• favorite actor to stalk: Jonathan Taylor Thomas
• favorite communist regime: Cuba because "Ho ho, I'm a communist" and he really loves the cigars, if you know what I mean
• favorite food: cheese in all its forms, including but not limited to: macaroni & cheese, nachos, grilled cheese sandwiches, calzone, cheesecake, strawberry cheesecake, shells & cheese, cheese & broccoli soup, cheesy bread, mozzerella sticks, toe cheese, Cheetos, and cheese dip
• life-long goal: to never have to make a decision

Andy!

• favorite odor: burning flesh
• person on top of list of people to kill: you*
• assassination attempts on own life: 0
• assassination attempts on your life: the party's just getting started*
• life-long goal: to never get to the point

Bryan!

• favorite type of pasta: penne because you know what it sounds like?
• favorite foods: sausage, hot dogs, bananas, cucumbers, carrots, pickles, and baked potatoes
• favorite movie: There's Something About Hairy Men
• best friend: Ashley
• life-long goals: to never have to compromise & to never have to eat ethnic food

* Please note that if you are the President of the United States or anyone important, this does not apply to you.